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First Symptoms

by AIDS

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1.
Chicken Soup 00:53
Recordin'... Okay. Set and... Go. (No, I can't play like that, what the hell is he even doing? I don't even...) - No, no, no, no, no, nah. No way, stop it, stop... What the fuck was that? - Well, I'm playing the drums, you know. - Well, you suck... - Umm, no. I'm the best drummer in the world, huh? - Okay, wait a minute. Just a second... Hold on! - No, no I- I'm the best world all around this shit, fuck you! - Just let me show you, you idiot! - Fucker! - Moron! - Fuck you... (Well, I'll grab the mic, okay?) I don't like chicken soup Fuck broth! - You satisfied, mate? - Umm, I, I play the drums in 3 death metal bands, so... - That's how you fuckin' play the drums, okay? Fucker.
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- Do y'know what shoes do pedophiles wear? - Nah...? - White Vans! So you wear Vans Who gives a fuck Your tight trousers Fit them quite well You wear Vans "Off the wall" You're fucking gay You are a pussy You wear fuckin' Vans And you like sucking dicks You like having dicks Deep inside your ass You wear Vans You wear Vans! (Yeah! YOLO! SWAG! Gayayayayay! You are!) You smell Like rotten eggs You smell Like shit You smell Like cum You smell Like a fish inside a vagina You wear Vans! Buhahahahahaaaaa!
3.
AIDS 01:17
Our life sucks because of AIDS We're a-gonna die because of AIDS We want to make you feel all of this pain Using no condoms, puttin' your life in chains AIDS. AIDS. AIDS. AIDS. AIDS. AIDS. AIDS. AIDS. We are gonna give you AIDS We are gonna give you AIDS All we wanna - change your ways Life into a bloody mess Our blood inside your glass Our cum inside your ass Our dirt stains on your shit drip-bag You're a douchebag doin' a teabag AIDS. AIDS. AIDS. AIDS. We are gonna give you AIDS - AIDS
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Porn 00:31
Porn
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Jews 00:10
Jews are rich The Star Of David
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Gender Blues 00:59
Play a Gibson Play a Fender But don't be A gender bender It's more tender Not to change your gender One shall not be A ginger nor a gender changer Male or female Nothing else Don't cut off your dick Or don't glue a sausage to your pussy Anna G.
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Hey, how many megs of RAM do you have in your computer? TECHNOLOGY IS GAY! Hey, why don't you check out my website at www... TECHNOLOGY IS GAY! I love looking at the Star Trek website, and I umm... TECHNOLOGY IS GAY! Let me fax you my e-mail adress... TECHNOLOGY IS GAY!
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Defecation 05:00
The time has come She can't do anything to you She won't hurt you anymore St. Francis won't help her, hahaha Pop into the classroom, Nobody's gonna jump the gun There'll be no alarm Kick the doors So Make her go down to the ground Not even kneel, make her lay there Put your balls on her eyes And grab her nose Hold it long enough Craving for air, she will have to open her mouth To breathe But what she'll get Piss into her mouth Than come to her mouth Fill it with your jizz - It's all over the place Shit on her desk Best if it's diarrhoea But normal shit shall do Just defecate! Get your gun Or don't, that would be too easy... Where is your knife? Now it's time to use it. Rip out her eyeballs The blood stains on your hands This blood tastes like revenge This blood tastes like your freedom
9.
Google is fuckin' gay! Your Google Plus sucks So you had to force us to use it You suck facebook's dick Even though they are shit too Google is fuckin' gay! You think you're the greatest But you're just a piece of gay shit Fuckin' hipster dickheads Trying to make it like in 1984 by brute force Google is fuckin' gay! GAY! Your Googleplex workers are so gay that the urinals have a dick-sucking function The Internship is a shite movie, you've probably paid for it It's a fucking ad to show the world how good and tolerant you are Starring Assif Maandvi just to show the fucking tolerancy for his gay accent Soon even twitter will be worth more than you, faggots You are fucking ball-sucking, cum-drinking, nut-licking, cock-eating, shit-smelling gay shit Fuck you!
10.
Lucifer 02:10
The blackest darkness All around me Red bloody madness Why can't you see The moon is freezing Stars falling down Sabbath of death You won't see the sun Bring the virgin Shed the blood It tastes like Coca-Cola Without the bubbles Satan Satan Satan Satanic Satan He is the Devil He's the Lucifer The priest has fallen Defending the sheep Everybody will be Forever asleep Satan Satan Satan Satanic Satan He is the Devil He's the Lucifer Pentagrams of red, fires of pain Blue flame inside - forever stained Your mind is gone Satan took it with your soul For he is the real one Devil His will shall be done Satan Satan Satan The Satanic Satan - let the apocalypse happen He is the Devil, but he is the god He's the Lucifer - the Phantom Lord (Agh... Everything is so cold... Belzebub... He is divine... 6 6 6... Number of the beast... No... The rain is red, it's raining blood - a bloody reign of pain, it's bad, it's sad; angels of death on the streets... Defined.)
11.
St. Anger 00:14
Saint Anger snare drum Double bass ('round my dick) Low tuned guitars (never get respect) Metal... (he's Saint Gay) ...core
12.
- Okay, so umm... How much were they? - 899 pounds. - Welcome to the club then! Yeah! Oh yeah! You wear Nike Airmax So I made a cap from your cat I ripped its guts with a saw The noises of agony You wear Nike Airmax So I wear the cap from your cat It was still alive for some time But it eventually started dying You wear Nike Airmax So I wanted your cat to feel pain I kept it alive, even bought a dripbag Just to kill it in a gory way Blood was everywhere A red bath It must have been painful It was really brutal Now my head is fucking red Because of all the blood Fuck your fucking shitty cat And fuck your fucking gay Nike Airmax
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Penetrator
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Prison 01:12
I've had a friend once He was a cocaine dealer Well he wanted to sell it To a policeman - it was a trap In prison! They want your anus! In jail! They want your ass! Now he is in the cell 101 With four black With four black men of course And they want his ass Gangbang In prison! They want your anus! In jail! They want to fuck your ass!
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Anal Cunt 01:32
The system is gay Copyrights are gay Socialism is gay Money is not really Though it's just a piece of paper It doesn't mean gold or anything now N' even gold means shit, just like toilet paper And toilet paper is gay Sometimes Every single thing is fucking gay Caring about anything is gay That's what the A.C. say They're right because they Were never ever gay Life is gay So are you Seth Putnam is dead, n' Anal Cunt is gone So we got cum n' shit Some of it, so yeah, just some fucking sucking shit you suckers, hey suckers E! GG Allin is gone The Black Satans don't do shit anymore What are we supposed to do Now When so called "rock" bands are fuckin' Coldplay and Paramore And then there's even more of that fucked up shit Sometimes thrice as gay as the above Fuck it Fuck it Fuck Anal Cunt! Anal Cunt! Anal Cunt! Anal Cunt! Yeah
16.
Seth Putnam was kinda cool But now he hardly is, cause he's dead And being dead is gaaay Aiaiaiai Dead from Mayhem was not really gay Well actually a little bit Or maybe some more I mean He commited suicide so that was gay And he didn't even clean up the mess But that's because he didn't care Perhaps because he was fucking dead Well I do not really care too At least it was useful For making an album cover Also a time later Varg Vikernes killed Euronymous Making him dead, by which I mean gay So now he is dead And Dead is dead And Mayhem is dead Without Dead And being dead is gay!
17.
Condom! Homosexualism is gay! Gays are gay Your ass is gay Your everyday Is fucking gay Say, pray, may Be fucking gay A priest or not You're still f'n' gay Being gay is fucking gay Just like listening to Green Day Homo gay Homo gay Homo gay Homo gay Homo gay Homo gay Homo gay Homo gay Bisexual! Pedophile, zoophile, numberphile, necrophile Lick my dick Eat shit and die. All in all ya're just-a Another dick in the gay! We don't need no condoms. We don't need no AIDS controls. No gays in the band. UN, leave them, kids, alone. Hey, UN, leave them dicks, alone! All in all it's just another gay in the wall. All in all you're just another gay in the wall. Hanging dick A prick shit Die Don't stop AIDS now! Homosexualists are gay!
18.
There was a band It was called fucking 7000 Dying Rats They suck dick so hard That after the blowjob You will be circumcised Fuck them They are better than some shit though But well some shit is better than other shit And they anyway are warm puke mixed with diarrhoea shit Shit! Fuck! Dick! Penis! Vagina! Kill 'em! Let's kill 'em all! With the holy fucking dipshit dickling piglet hand grenade from that Monty Python movie! They are fucking stupid So what the fuck They suck, just look at anything about them I'd rather listen to Carcass Well I mean fuck man, the name, the music, everything about them is ultimately gay
19.
The final duel between good and bad The angels will clash with the demons of Hell They are gonna fight until the very end Of themselves and of the world The demons have a plan - they will fight using temptation Getting into the angels' minds, gonna change them slowly The angels will have to fight the hardest battle ever The battle of evermore - angels versus demons Angels into demons God into the Devil Lucifer of Dimmuborgir The world is damned The greatest battle is coming, brace yourselves The angel is starting to change; the angels are going to fall Beelzebub is near; the eternal pain Infernal flames, you are gonna change Die! Die! Die! Death is just the beginning You are on your path to Hell (Varg Vikernes... The demons have a strong weapon; can't do a thing, you can only watch it) Angels into demons God into the Devil Lucifer of Dimmuborgir The world is damned Beelzebub awaits you, join him Right now - live forever You've got to be true, so get your jacket Full of metal studs and paint your hair black Angels into demons Non-existant God into the Devil Lucifer of Dimmuborgir The world is damned
20.
Van full of retards, ha ha ha ha Van full of retards, you drool on yourself You couldn't even win a bronze In the special Olympics Your parents are ashamed Of themselves and of you Van full of retards, ha ha ha ha Van full of retards, you drool on yourself
21.
Dave Mustaine is a ginger Mars The bringer of war Ginger The bringer of fast riffs and duck-like vocals (Risk and Super Collider are my favourite Megadeth albums. Okay, we've got it! Just like pied piper. What do you mean I don't believe in God? They are the best! They rock! Thrash!)
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23.
Le Croissant 02:02
Well I was going through my life It seemed to have no taste Phyllo tasted like shit Doughnuts were not good too Cadbury could not help... Angel wings couldn't make me feel Like anything was-a really real And even apple pie Was lame and out of style No pleasure from the life No taste that I want Nothing that I'd wish to have But croissants And even apple pie And cheesecake And all the beloved WERE GAY! I wanted to visit Tesco Or Carrefour or Lidl Or L. Eclerc or Walmart They were all lame but well whateva But then I went to a store Yeah, I went to the Lidl store They've had freshly baked croissants there Filled with paff pastry Though some said it was German And some said it was French Some said it was Hitler's And some said it was from another old gay country They were deliiicious Oh so deliiiicious Amazingly good Tasted like the Holy Spirit CROISSANTS AIN'T GAY!

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released March 23, 2014

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