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Chicken Soup
00:53
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Recordin'... Okay. Set and... Go.
(No, I can't play like that, what the hell is he even doing? I don't even...)
- No, no, no, no, no, nah. No way, stop it, stop... What the fuck was that?
- Well, I'm playing the drums, you know.
- Well, you suck...
- Umm, no. I'm the best drummer in the world, huh?
- Okay, wait a minute. Just a second... Hold on!
- No, no I- I'm the best world all around this shit, fuck you!
- Just let me show you, you idiot!
- Fucker!
- Moron!
- Fuck you...
(Well, I'll grab the mic, okay?)
I don't like chicken soup
Fuck broth!
- You satisfied, mate?
- Umm, I, I play the drums in 3 death metal bands, so...
- That's how you fuckin' play the drums, okay? Fucker.
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- Do y'know what shoes do pedophiles wear?
- Nah...?
- White Vans!
So you wear Vans
Who gives a fuck
Your tight trousers
Fit them quite well
You wear Vans
"Off the wall"
You're fucking gay
You are a pussy
You wear fuckin' Vans
And you like sucking dicks
You like having dicks
Deep inside your ass
You wear Vans
You wear Vans!
(Yeah! YOLO! SWAG! Gayayayayay! You are!)
You smell
Like rotten eggs
You smell
Like shit
You smell
Like cum
You smell
Like a fish inside a vagina
You wear Vans!
Buhahahahahaaaaa!
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3. |
AIDS
01:17
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Our life sucks because of AIDS
We're a-gonna die because of AIDS
We want to make you feel all of this pain
Using no condoms, puttin' your life in chains
AIDS. AIDS. AIDS. AIDS.
AIDS. AIDS. AIDS. AIDS.
We are gonna give you AIDS
We are gonna give you AIDS
All we wanna - change your ways
Life into a bloody mess
Our blood inside your glass
Our cum inside your ass
Our dirt stains on your shit drip-bag
You're a douchebag doin' a teabag
AIDS. AIDS. AIDS. AIDS.
We are gonna give you AIDS - AIDS
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Porn
00:31
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Porn
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5. |
Jews
00:10
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Jews are rich
The Star Of David
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6. |
Gender Blues
00:59
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Play a Gibson
Play a Fender
But don't be
A gender bender
It's more tender
Not to change your gender
One shall not be
A ginger nor a gender changer
Male or female
Nothing else
Don't cut off your dick
Or don't glue a sausage to your pussy
Anna G.
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7. |
Technology Is Gay
00:19
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Hey, how many megs of RAM do you have in your computer?
TECHNOLOGY IS GAY!
Hey, why don't you check out my website at www...
TECHNOLOGY IS GAY!
I love looking at the Star Trek website, and I umm...
TECHNOLOGY IS GAY!
Let me fax you my e-mail adress...
TECHNOLOGY IS GAY!
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8. |
Defecation
05:00
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The time has come
She can't do anything to you
She won't hurt you anymore
St. Francis won't help her, hahaha
Pop into the classroom,
Nobody's gonna jump the gun
There'll be no alarm
Kick the doors
So
Make her go down to the ground
Not even kneel, make her lay there
Put your balls on her eyes
And grab her nose
Hold it long enough
Craving for air, she will have to open her mouth
To breathe
But what she'll get
Piss into her mouth
Than come to her mouth
Fill it with your jizz
- It's all over the place
Shit on her desk
Best if it's diarrhoea
But normal shit shall do
Just defecate!
Get your gun
Or don't, that would be too easy...
Where is your knife?
Now it's time to use it.
Rip out her eyeballs
The blood stains on your hands
This blood tastes like revenge
This blood tastes like your freedom
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9. |
Google Is Gay
01:52
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Google is fuckin' gay!
Your Google Plus sucks
So you had to force us to use it
You suck facebook's dick
Even though they are shit too
Google is fuckin' gay!
You think you're the greatest
But you're just a piece of gay shit
Fuckin' hipster dickheads
Trying to make it like in 1984 by brute force
Google is fuckin' gay!
GAY!
Your Googleplex workers are so gay that the urinals have a dick-sucking function
The Internship is a shite movie, you've probably paid for it
It's a fucking ad to show the world how good and tolerant you are
Starring Assif Maandvi just to show the fucking tolerancy for his gay accent
Soon even twitter will be worth more than you, faggots
You are fucking ball-sucking, cum-drinking, nut-licking, cock-eating, shit-smelling gay shit
Fuck you!
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10. |
Lucifer
02:10
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The blackest darkness
All around me
Red bloody madness
Why can't you see
The moon is freezing
Stars falling down
Sabbath of death
You won't see the sun
Bring the virgin
Shed the blood
It tastes like Coca-Cola
Without the bubbles
Satan Satan Satan
Satanic Satan
He is the Devil
He's the Lucifer
The priest has fallen
Defending the sheep
Everybody will be
Forever asleep
Satan Satan Satan
Satanic Satan
He is the Devil
He's the Lucifer
Pentagrams of red, fires of pain
Blue flame inside - forever stained
Your mind is gone
Satan took it with your soul
For he is the real one Devil
His will shall be done
Satan Satan Satan
The Satanic Satan - let the apocalypse happen
He is the Devil, but he is the god
He's the Lucifer - the Phantom Lord
(Agh... Everything is so cold...
Belzebub... He is divine...
6 6 6... Number of the beast... No...
The rain is red, it's raining blood
- a bloody reign of pain,
it's bad, it's sad;
angels of death on the streets...
Defined.)
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11. |
St. Anger
00:14
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Saint Anger snare drum
Double bass ('round my dick)
Low tuned guitars (never get respect)
Metal... (he's Saint Gay) ...core
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You Wear Nike Air Max
01:28
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- Okay, so umm... How much were they?
- 899 pounds.
- Welcome to the club then! Yeah!
Oh yeah!
You wear Nike Airmax
So I made a cap from your cat
I ripped its guts with a saw
The noises of agony
You wear Nike Airmax
So I wear the cap from your cat
It was still alive for some time
But it eventually started dying
You wear Nike Airmax
So I wanted your cat to feel pain
I kept it alive, even bought a dripbag
Just to kill it in a gory way
Blood was everywhere
A red bath
It must have been painful
It was really brutal
Now my head is fucking red
Because of all the blood
Fuck your fucking shitty cat
And fuck your fucking gay Nike Airmax
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13. |
The Penetrator
00:02
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Penetrator
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14. |
Prison
01:12
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I've had a friend once
He was a cocaine dealer
Well he wanted to sell it
To a policeman - it was a trap
In prison! They want your anus!
In jail! They want your ass!
Now he is in the cell 101
With four black
With four black men of course
And they want his ass
Gangbang
In prison! They want your anus!
In jail! They want to fuck your ass!
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Anal Cunt
01:32
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The system is gay
Copyrights are gay
Socialism is gay
Money is not really
Though it's just a piece of paper
It doesn't mean gold or anything now
N' even gold means shit, just like toilet paper
And toilet paper is gay
Sometimes
Every single thing is fucking gay
Caring about anything is gay
That's what the A.C. say
They're right because they
Were never ever gay
Life is gay
So are you
Seth Putnam is dead, n'
Anal Cunt is gone
So we got cum n' shit
Some of it, so yeah, just some fucking sucking shit you suckers, hey suckers
E!
GG Allin is gone
The Black Satans don't do shit anymore
What are we supposed to do
Now
When so called "rock" bands are fuckin'
Coldplay and Paramore
And then there's even more of that fucked up shit
Sometimes thrice as gay as the above
Fuck it
Fuck it
Fuck
Anal Cunt!
Anal Cunt!
Anal Cunt!
Anal Cunt!
Yeah
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16. |
Being Dead Is Gay
00:51
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Seth Putnam was kinda cool
But now he hardly is, cause he's dead
And being dead is gaaay
Aiaiaiai
Dead from Mayhem was not really gay
Well actually a little bit
Or maybe some more I mean
He commited suicide so that was gay
And he didn't even clean up the mess
But that's because he didn't care
Perhaps because he was fucking dead
Well I do not really care too
At least it was useful
For making an album cover
Also a time later Varg Vikernes killed Euronymous
Making him dead, by which I mean gay
So now he is dead
And Dead is dead
And Mayhem is dead
Without Dead
And being dead is gay!
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Homosexualism Is Gay
02:07
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Condom!
Homosexualism is gay!
Gays are gay
Your ass is gay
Your everyday
Is fucking gay
Say, pray, may
Be fucking gay
A priest or not
You're still f'n' gay
Being gay is fucking gay
Just like listening to Green Day
Homo gay
Homo gay
Homo gay
Homo gay
Homo gay
Homo gay
Homo gay
Homo gay
Bisexual!
Pedophile, zoophile, numberphile, necrophile
Lick my dick
Eat shit and die.
All in all ya're just-a
Another dick in the gay!
We don't need no condoms.
We don't need no AIDS controls.
No gays in the band.
UN, leave them, kids, alone.
Hey, UN, leave them dicks, alone!
All in all it's just another gay in the wall.
All in all you're just another gay in the wall.
Hanging dick
A prick shit
Die
Don't stop AIDS now!
Homosexualists are gay!
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7000 Dying Rats Suck
00:55
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There was a band
It was called fucking
7000 Dying Rats
They suck dick so hard
That after the blowjob
You will be circumcised
Fuck them
They are better than some shit though
But well some shit is better than other shit
And they anyway are warm puke mixed with diarrhoea shit
Shit! Fuck! Dick! Penis! Vagina!
Kill 'em! Let's kill 'em all! With the holy fucking dipshit dickling piglet hand grenade from that Monty Python movie!
They are fucking stupid
So what the fuck
They suck, just look at anything about them
I'd rather listen to Carcass
Well I mean fuck man, the name, the music, everything about them is ultimately gay
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The Fallen Angel
02:40
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The final duel between good and bad
The angels will clash with the demons of Hell
They are gonna fight until the very end
Of themselves and of the world
The demons have a plan - they will fight using temptation
Getting into the angels' minds, gonna change them slowly
The angels will have to fight the hardest battle ever
The battle of evermore - angels versus demons
Angels into demons
God into the Devil
Lucifer of Dimmuborgir
The world is damned
The greatest battle is coming, brace yourselves
The angel is starting to change; the angels are going to fall
Beelzebub is near; the eternal pain
Infernal flames, you are gonna change
Die! Die! Die! Death is just the beginning
You are on your path to Hell
(Varg Vikernes... The demons have a strong weapon; can't do a thing, you can only watch it)
Angels into demons
God into the Devil
Lucifer of Dimmuborgir
The world is damned
Beelzebub awaits you, join him
Right now - live forever
You've got to be true, so get your jacket
Full of metal studs and paint your hair black
Angels into demons
Non-existant God into the Devil
Lucifer of Dimmuborgir
The world is damned
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20. |
Van Full Of Retards
00:22
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Van full of retards, ha ha ha ha
Van full of retards, you drool on yourself
You couldn't even win a bronze
In the special Olympics
Your parents are ashamed
Of themselves and of you
Van full of retards, ha ha ha ha
Van full of retards, you drool on yourself
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Dave Mustaine is a ginger
Mars
The bringer of war
Ginger
The bringer of fast riffs and duck-like vocals
(Risk and Super Collider are my favourite Megadeth albums.
Okay, we've got it! Just like pied piper.
What do you mean I don't believe in God?
They are the best! They rock! Thrash!)
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23. |
Le Croissant
02:02
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Well I was going through my life
It seemed to have no taste
Phyllo tasted like shit
Doughnuts were not good too
Cadbury could not help...
Angel wings couldn't make me feel
Like anything was-a really real
And even apple pie
Was lame and out of style
No pleasure from the life
No taste that I want
Nothing that I'd wish to have
But croissants
And even apple pie
And cheesecake
And all the beloved
WERE GAY!
I wanted to visit Tesco
Or Carrefour or Lidl
Or L. Eclerc or Walmart
They were all lame but well whateva
But then I went to a store
Yeah, I went to the Lidl store
They've had freshly baked croissants there
Filled with paff pastry
Though some said it was German
And some said it was French
Some said it was Hitler's
And some said it was from another old gay country
They were deliiicious
Oh so deliiiicious
Amazingly good
Tasted like the Holy Spirit
CROISSANTS AIN'T GAY!
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