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Intro (F1 Monaco GP)
00:47
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Master of the school
The head teacher
He is disabled
He's on a wheelchair
He can go as fast as the wind
He can break the speed of sound
Faster than light
A flash and he's gone
The fastest wheelchair in the world
Retarded Devil's shit
I like fried bacon
My headmaster is disabled
My headmaster is a driver
My headmaster
My headhamster
My headham
Why? Why? Why? Oh why?!
My headmaster is a disabled F1 champion
My head! Formula 1! Hamster! Hipster! Hempster! Dumpster! Dragster! Master! Faster! Blaster! Retarddd
Fucking Felipe Massa
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3. |
Dick In The Mains
02:16
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You are fucking stupid
So you put your finger into a vice
You are fucking stupid
So you put your dick into the mains
You are a fucking idiot
So you shave your balls with a chainsaw
Who shaves their balls anyway?
You are a fucking faggot
So you depilate your beard because it's too manly for you
And depilate it using super glue
So you put the finger into the vice
It explodes with blood all over your face
You can easily see the flesh and the bone
And the inside of the bone, everything's red
So you put your dick into the mains
Plug yourself in - you smell the hair burning
But just a little bit
And the heart like it's about to break
So you shave your balls with a chainsaw
Accidentally cut them off
They're rollin' like golf balls
That's right - golf balls, but not any others
Because golf is gay
And these are really tiny golf balls
And than you depilate your beard - and head, why not you say
And on the glue you can see your skin,
Blood dripping everywhere
It is inside your eyes
It is inside your ears
It is inside you nose
It is inside your mouth
And deep inside your ass
And the screams of idiocy
Echo through the world
Decapitation!
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4. |
SARS
01:23
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Hear it
And see
The sickness
Vomit blood or shit
Vomit goo and cigarettes
Vomit Slayer albums
SARS SARS
GET OCD
SARS SARS
GET OCD
SARS SARS
GET OCD
SARS SARS
GET OCD
Smoke
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5. |
Shitcore
02:29
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From the riffs that our heroes have brought to us
And the solos made by shredders' hands
From the lyrics that tell more than just a tale
And the power that makes you go on
From the priests of the temples of Syrinx
And the gods of heavy metal
Lay your soul down on the altar
Of the ultimate rock and roll genre
We make it heavy, we make it real
We join it together just like a meal
This is the genre that you are free to steal
Turn it up to 11!
Shitcore!
Thrash metal power, noisecore riffs
Shitcore!
Black metal speed, speed metal blackened
Shitcore!
Power metal and death metal's technique
Shitcore!
Don't confuse it with metalcore because though it's shit too, it isn't gay
Yeah!
Some of symphonic metal, I think you can hear it
And some of viking metal too
Some of it yeah oh
But no unblack metal bullshit
Well yeah, no white Christian metal
That's not pretty much what we're all about
But psychedelic stuff is always with us
And we're progressive as shit
It's pretty straight:
Jazz and blues
Rock and roll to hard rock
Heavy metal and thrash was there too
Punk rock to hardcore
Hardcore and crust
Crust and grindcore
Grindcore and noisecore
And now here is what we bring you:
Shitcore!
It ain't glam at all, isn't stoner at all, but
Shitcore!
Every single fucking genre, we've got it here in
Shitcore!
With shitcore you can feel like you're flying
Shitcore!
With shitcore you can feel like swimming in shit
Shitcore! Shitcore!
Shitcore!
With some double fucking bass drum
Shitcore!
Yeah it's shit, we're a shitty sellout
Shitcore! Shitcore!
So what the fuck is this shit?
Shitcore!
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6. |
Satan
02:44
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Heil satan
Heil satan
Heil satan
6 6 6
Heil satan
Heil evil
Heil the devil
6 6 6
Pentagram
BLLARRHGHHH Adolf Satan
Bow down to the slayer of the sheep
The anthrax of the nations
A megade(a)th of victims
Metallica blades
Blades made of mythril
And handcuffs of black metal
Around your hands
Around your neck
The blade is going deeper
Into your guts
The satanic ritual
Has to be done
The child ov fire
Has to die
A virgin
Here
Sodomy... Bathory... Incest... Burzum... Satanic smoke... Damascus steel!
Deathhhhhhhhh
Darknesssssss
Sataniccccccc
Painnnnnnnnnn
Phantommmmmmm
And the moon
Red like the blood
We shed today
Baphomet
The bells toll
A tritone sound
Going on the water
Spreading the disease
Of heavy metal
Black metal in the heart
Traitors and poseurs
Crucified
They should be
- Right now
Upside down
A slow death
Fear
And the void
Hell
Red broth
A blood soup
A blood bath, a river
And world painted blood
The red rain
The bad rain
The evil rain
Of the satanistic satanic darkness of Satan
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Dead
00:01
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Dead
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8. |
The Islamists
01:41
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So much love
So much peace
So much tolerancy
The islamists
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Saturn
Uranus
Jupiter
Raining diamonds
Beyond human imagination
Souls ascending
Into the deep
The gas giant's socialists
Gathering to hail equality
The darkest ritual
For no prosperity
Their free will is gone
Economy collapsing
The communistic rite
Killed 'em all
Rushing headlong
Trying to save their lives
Too late! Too late!
They can't stand tall
Freedom evaporating
Death sent upon
The alien nation
Falling apart
Collapsing
Into pieces
Nothing left
Enter the void
Loud!
Screams like a war
Sounds of agony
The dying whisper
It always ends
The red star implodes
Their blood runs green
The world turns white
The world turns black
The world turns purple
The world turns blue
The worlds change
The dimensions disappear
The Jupiter Leftists
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10. |
Mountain Jew
00:50
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Jesus Christ was a Jew
You are a Christian
Oh well
Where is your God now?!
Moses!
He is
The Mountain Jew!
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11. |
Anarchy In The Vagina
02:59
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The terrible people on ask.fm
They hurt my soul
They say I'm a commie
Oh no
Anarchy!
Fuck the system
Fuck the fucking system
Fuck the fuck
Or fuck the duck
Zoophile!
Fuck you
Fuck me
Fuck the world
And drink acid
Wine! (cheap wine)
With teh gurl I lovez
Punk rock from cheap speakers
Hell beneath us
Red flag above us
Socialism!
The meaning of life
For a small town girl
For a small town guy
Who is the table!
Fuck the system!
Masturbation!!!
Eternal power... Of Amarena...
Your flag is black'n'red
My flag is black'n'goldn'
Your flag is fucking gay
You have a red star up your ass
A hammer and a sickle
You masturbate with both
But yeah that's how it goes
That's just quite how it rollz
You feel the bleeding beat
Heartbleed of a dick
Tenacious penis
Blood
Shootin' the gun!
Gazzling sperm
Boiling piss
Rest in piss
Don't tread on me!
They see him commie
They hatin'
Ass!
Why don't you die?
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666
00:42
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666 BPM
The Devil's music
Reversed crosses of fire
Worship the music
PENTAGRAM
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Gypsies
03:02
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Aghhhhhhhhhhh
Well you know there was the nazi army
They invaded half of Europe
And they started the Holocaust
You can say it was cool
But it was gay
Just like you
And these nazi faggots started killing gypsies
They would take them to the death camp
Though Hans told them it was a work camp
Gypsies startet a riot (let's start a riot)
But then Hans said "Gypsies don't worry you don't have to work you're all gonna die"
And gypsies were just like "well, okay than Hans, that's fine"
Eat some rubble!
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14. |
Daniel W. Is Gay
01:44
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Daniel W. is gay!
He drinks wine (not only Amarena)
Which is made by fermentation
Of the sperm of an orca (he's a victim!)
Daniel W. is gay!
He listens to Hunter
And what is even funnier and gayer
He thinks it's a good band
Ha ha ha ha!
Cum!
Satanism...
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15. |
Political Correctness
09:15
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Carly McKinney posted on the gay twitter thingy:
It was a tweet with a photo; on the photograph, there was pretty much
What the tweet said: her, "Naked. Wet. Stoned."
That was fucking amazing, but than she lost her job
At the school where she used to work
Ha ha ha America
That gay guy called Cameron Jankowski tweeted a photo of himself peeing
To a bowl of nachos; he is gay despite the cool second name
He asked people, thinking he was cool:
"Guess where I work."
Well, she lost her job... What I mean HE lost HIS job, ekhm
Ha ha ha America
Justine Sacco posted a photo with a pint of beer - a pub in London
Wrote: "Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS.
Just kidding. I'm white!"
Well she lost her job at some big-ass international corporation
I don't even really care
Ha ha ha The UK
Tim Chantarangsu (What a fucked up name)
He posted that he hates black collars (maybe it's been considered racist? you know, the US...)
He had these when he worked
At California Pizza Kitchen, but they've kicked him out
Oh well, just because of that
Ha ha ha America
Well I was reading an article on the internet
And I was like
What the fuck?!
Alicia Ann Lynch
Dressed up as a Boston Marathon runner
Just for the laughs
Because y'kno, people died there and shit
So yeah, she lost her job
Hired than fired
They were threatening to kill her parents
Stupid bastards anyway
Ha ha 'murica
Barney Greengrass was quite disappointed
With Jane Adams (she's supposed to be famous or something)
She didn't pay 13 dollars at the restaurant
Her agent did it next day
No tip - No tip, he said
A month later she gave him
A tip (3 dollars)
But 2 weeks later - no job for him
Ha ha America
Cisco offered a job to Connor Riley
But she ultimately lost it
Quite much before she really had it
She wrote: "Cisco just offered me a job!
Now I have to weigh the utility of a fatty paycheck
against the daily commute to San Jose
and hating the work." Well kinda your fault bitch
Ha ha stupid bitch, good for ya, you've earned it
Ha ha America
Jofi Joseph, formerly one of "Obama's Men"
Worked for the gov't
Yeah the government is a big deal in the US
And so is political correctness
But he's done some trolling on the internet
The account NatSecWonk quite corrupted
So he is away
The job is left but he is funny; well
Ha ha America
Damian Goddart said that he agreed with Todd Reynolds
No idea who these guys are, but they are fucking right
They wanted marriage to be what it used to be
What it always was, well of course - they were accused of making the homos cry
Damian got kicked out of his job - fuck!
Fuck! Fuck! America
Matt Bowman - a fireman - wrote "I'd never let a woman kick my ass.
If she tried something, I'd be like HEY! You get your bitch ass to the kitchen
and make me some pie!" Well they thought it was sexist
So he and his friend Lawaun Edwards
- What an odd name, what the fuck is going on - Got fired from the job.
Ha ha Canada
All are victims
Of fucking political correctness
Twerk
Jerk
Blowjobs
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16. |
HIV
01:30
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We destroy you
'Cause we are AIDS
Yeah we are AIDS
And we play shit'n'core
HIV is the reason
HIV causes AIDS
Feel the power
Fill your ass
Grab the seat
It's hivcore time
Gore!
Still
You
Bitches
Die
HIV is the reason
HIV is the death
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17. |
You Suffer
00:01
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You suffer... But why?
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Drink your own piss!
Drink your own piss!
Drink your own piss!
Your own fucking sperm and blood!
Water in the stream might be contaminated.
Eat your own shit!
Eat your own shit!
Eat your own shit!
Eat your hands and balls!
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